me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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