I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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