brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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