So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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