remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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