i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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