Can i not drive my cunt home
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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