how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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