On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just found puke in my bra..
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She needs sedatives and a leash
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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