Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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