Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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