just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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