In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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