I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You're breaking my sexual little heart
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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