Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
