i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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