did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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