its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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