It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
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