Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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