he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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