I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
im on a boat
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