and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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