I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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