he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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