He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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