SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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