I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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