I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Terrible idea I love it
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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