Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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