That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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