Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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