Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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