i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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