Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
farters have to be the big spoon...
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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