Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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