i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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