I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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