You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize