More tranny stories later!
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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