Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Can't talk, ducks in the car
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
