Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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