Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's shark week go big or go home
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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