there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We need a shit load of segways right now
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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