Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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