It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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