yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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