3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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