its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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