seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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