whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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