Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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